Empty the Bench

By Brian Spencer

In another life, Chris Kaman is not a former NBA lottery pick who’s averaging a double-double for the Los Angeles Clippers and currently leading all centers in scoring at 19.5 per.

He’s a northern Michigan farmboy who spends his free time hunting, fishing, and generally enjoying the Great Outdoors. He wears white t-shirts and sandals, risks life and limb setting off elaborate fireworks displays with blowtorches, and feels right at home both driving mini-bulldozers and handling semi-automatic .50-caliber rifles. In this alternate universe, he’s basically a chip off the Ted Nugent block.

Oh, what a life it would be for Chris Kaman… Chris Kaman… Chris Kaman… Chris Kaman…

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