Empty the Bench

You know it’s a weird week for team defenses when the Cincinnati Bungles DEF is nearly a must-start, on the road.

Of course, it’s no ordinary road game: it’s against cross-state “rival” Cleveland Browns, who’ll trot Derek Anderson onto the field as the starting quarterback for an offense that’s apparently intent on establishing new all-time lows in production. Through their first three games, the bumbling Browns are averaging just 9.7 points per, which pathetically enough is actually better than the St. Louis Rams’ 8 points. They’re last in total yards per (218), second-to-last in passing yards per (146.7, almost 30 yards better than former first-overall pick JaMarcus Russell), 29th in rushing yards per (71.3), and….

They’ve scored 1 fucking offensive touchdown in the past 36 quarters, dating back to last season. One!

So, yeah… get the Bengals in your lineup unless you’re sitting pretty with the Giants, 49ers, or maybe the Colts.

See also:
- Week 4 QB Rankings
- Week 4 WR Rankings
- Week 4 RB Rankings
- Week 4 TE Ranks

1. New York Giants @ KC
2. San Francisco 49ers vs. STL
3. Indianapolis Colts vs. SEA (tie)
3. Cincinnati Bengals @ CLE (tie)
5. Baltimore Ravens @ NE
6. Minnesota Vikings vs. GB
7. Chicago Bears vs. DET
8. Denver Broncos vs. DAL
9. Buffalo Bills @ MIA
10. New York Jets @ NO
11. Green Bay Packers @ MIN
12. New Orleans Saints vs. NYJ
13. Pittsburgh Steelers vs. SD
14. San Diego Chargers @ PIT
15. Seattle Seahawks @ IND

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