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George Brett Comes Back from Las Vegas with One Less Pair of Pants

October 1, 2009

Professional baseball players, in general, are pigs. They dip. They spit. They have a fascination with adjusting their genitals. They have massive guts and ’90s-style goatees. And, at least in the case of Hall of Famer George Brett, they shit their pants with some degree of regularity.

Whether you’re a baseball fan or not, this one’s worth watching in its entirety. Thanks to ETB reader Judd for the find.

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2 Comments »Posted by Brian Spencer on Oct. 1, 2009 at 10:24 am in MLB

2 Responses

dudes… this is lame. i expected some serious pants shitting… what a bait and switch!

Posted by: D-Up on October 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Man is a goldmine. A national treasure, really.

Posted by: Andrew Thell on October 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm

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