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Harris Knows How to Stay Cool

December 18, 2008

He’s exhausted. He’s been on this street a thousand times, it’s never looked so strange. The faces, so cold. In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless, a bastard child, perhaps. His back aches, his heart aches, but Harris – Harris is resilient. Thank god he found that 7 Up machine.

As Harris takes a gulp all he can think is, “Feels so good coming down. Rain on me, rain on me…”

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5 Comments »Posted by Andrew Thell on Dec. 18, 2008 at 1:03 am in NBA

5 Responses

Nice. Such a classic Seinfeld scene.

Posted by: Jeremy on December 18th, 2008 at 9:39 am

Ha, thanks. Phew, I was a little worried nobody was going to get that one…

Posted by: Andrew Thell on December 18th, 2008 at 11:08 am

Brilliant! If you bumped into Orlando Jones on the street in the rain, he’d offer you a job at 7up. Because if you don’t know where you’re going, sometimes that’s the best way to go somewhere you’ve never been. Well done

Posted by: Zach Harper on December 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Anytime a Blackman is working im good with it! good job brother!

Posted by: Kevin on December 18th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Nice hook shot.

Posted by: Both Teams Played Hard on December 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

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