Empty the Bench

We tend to not delve too deeply into the political milieu here at ETB. We are, after all, just a humble sports blog. But we do think it of great importance that you carefully consider all of your alternatives and weigh all relevant issues before stepping into that booth on November the 4th. Courtesy of the Washington Wizards (and the good folks at Bullets Forever), some criteria that may not have occurred to you:

A) Understanding politics and world events
B) Being “Two-face-sty” and grumpy
C) Making rash decisions
D) A lot of flavor
E) Having a lot of oil

For me personally, I’m looking for A, B and, especially, D – but to each his own.

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