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Shaquille O’Neal Likes to Breathe Heavily Into His Cell Phone and Threaten Women

August 25, 2008

Shaquille O'Neal has been hit with a restraining orderOh, that Shaquille O’Neal is such a kidder.

You’ve recently seen him jumping onstage at a rap show to belittle Kobe Bryant, heard his hil-arious racial jokes plucked straight out of the ‘50s, and seen him on TV spouting off innumerable quips and one-liners that get the adoring media in stitches.

It seems he’s now added another trick to his repertoire of uproarious hijinks—making prank calls to female rappers in which he heavily pants into the phone like a hippopotamus in heat before hanging up:

The Suns center has been slapped with a temporary restraining order by hip hot artist Alexis Miller – known professionally as Maryjane – the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported today. Miller filed the restraining order in Atlanta with Fulton County Superior Court, alleging that O’Neal stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up.

The Journal Constitution reported that Miller, 23, claimed she ended an intimate relationship with O’Neal last month. She alleged he then threatened to pay performers $50,000 each not to work with her.

Under terms of the temporary restraining order, O’Neal is prohibited from having any contact or coming within 200 yards of Miller or her 19-month-old son. O’Neal, who resides in Florida, is not the father of the child, Wolfe said.

The fun just never ends with this gentle ambassador for the NBA. We could not confirm that O’Neal is now available for appearances at your child’s next birthday party.

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Shaquille O’Neal Photo Credit: Icon SMI

1 Comment »Posted by Brian Spencer on Aug. 25, 2008 at 3:04 pm in NBA

One Response

He’s such an f-ing idiot. I hate Kobe, but once that freestyle came out, I actually took Kobe’s side. Shaq’s antics are basically all pathetic now.

Posted by: kellex on August 25th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

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