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July 3, 2008

ETB is on a brief vacation

The NBA Finals are in the books, with Boston taking home the 2007-08 NBA Championship. The NBA Draft has come and gone, with Kevin McHale’s annual bonehead decision in the books. As primarily an NBA and NFL blog, that means ETB gets a brief respite before ramping up our NFL and fantasy football coverage. We’ll take this opportunity to hang up the ole’ Gone Fishin’ sign on our porch, and be doing just that (or as close as you can get in Brooklyn).

If there’s breaking news we may still be checking in to opine on it, but the regular content will be on hiatus. And besides:

NBA teams and players must wait for the salary cap to be set before trades and most free agent signings can commence. Teams may negotiate with free agents beginning July 1, but they have to wait until the moratorium ends before signing a contract. This season it ends on July 8th, so the signing and trading can begin at 12.01 am, July 9th.

We’ll be back sometime after then with all kinds of summer shite:

- Updates on NBA Free Agency Comings, Goings, and Trades
- NFL Gossip and Heresay
- Interviews with NBA and NFL Bloggers
- 2008 NFL Fantasy Football Guides and Rankings
- Our Fantasy Football Mock Draft and Sleepers
- A look at the NFL’s 2008 Offseason Police Blotter
- And of Course, Our Award-Winning* Weekly Fantasy Football Content

In the meantime, here’s a few things to help bide your time:

- Read our NBA free agency updates.

-Read ETB’s Greatest Hits of the 2007/08 NBA Season (not including playoffs)

- Learn how to make whole-wheat bread

- Relive all the titillating moments of ETB’s 2007 NFL football coverage.

- Think twice before making pot brownies

- Rock out

- And finally, enjoy the first episode of “Skunked with Brownie Troop 666,” the new fishing show hosted by Mr. Mickey Melchiondo (Ween, Moistboyz). More info, episodes, and Brownie Troop 666 merchandise can be found at the Official Brownie Troop Fishing Show website.



*May not actually be true

Posted by Andrew Thell and Brian Spencer on Jul. 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm in Administrative

3 Responses

Wow, what a big fish!

Posted by: Melvin on July 4th, 2008 at 6:52 am

Yeah, that thing is insane. It was sent in by ETB reader Jon Jon Mackey. The fish was actually caught whilst reeling in an 8-incher, when suddenly that monster came out of nowhere and tried to eat it. Further information from Mr. Mackey himself:

“if anybody asks about the photo u can tell them the fish was caught just north of MN in canada, and would have been a canadian record except it was netted, and not caught on a line. personally if i saw a huge fish like that start eating another smaller fish on my line, i would get very scared and weirded out. i’d scream like a girl. that stuff creeps me out. i get weirded out by roadkill, and if any animal is served to me still in its living form, like a whole crab or lobster. i cannot touch it, i shiver and jump!”

Posted by: Andrew Thell on July 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Great! Thanks Andrew. That was sent in confidence! I gave paraphrasing rights, not quoting rights…

Posted by: Jon Jon Mackey on July 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

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