Empty the Bench

…who could confidently lay claim to being the “Gary Payton of Poultry.” It’s certainly not a title given or taken lightly in the world of chicken men, so if you’re ever cruising through Seattle and see a Ballard Market, pull over and check out the meat section. Fryers, roasters, capons–they’ll do whatever it takes. Here’s a few more wonderful, low-budget local ads featuring NBA stars past and present.