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San Antonio Spurs Win NBA Playoff Game

May 16, 2008

The Spurs Got Their Eye on You

San Antonio Spurs Photo Credit: Icon SMI

San Antonio won last night. Veteran team defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Team basketball. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage: Eva Longoria!

Veteran presence bench. Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Know their jobs. More experience in situations defense champions. Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. They have been here before. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. Team basketball. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage: Playoff experience.

Again, veteran presence bench. Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Know their jobs. More experience in situations defense champions. Team basketball.

Defense wins championships after the jump…

Bruce Bowen is Dirty, But EffectiveNBA Finals, people! These are veterans. Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Team. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Defense. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage. Veteran presence bench. Team basketball. Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Robotic. Know their jobs. More experience in situations defense champions. Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Defending. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Eva Longoria.

Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage. Veteran presence bench. But they have been here. Team basketball. Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Know their jobs: More experience in situations defense champions.

Bruce Bowen Photo Credit: Icon SMI

Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage. Veteran presence bench. But don’t forget Eva Longoria!

Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Know their jobs. More experience in situations defense champions. Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow. Time will tell.

Methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage. Veteran presence bench. Robert Horry Ime Udoka Brent Barry Oberto role players. Know their jobs. More experience in situations defense champions.

Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Time will tell. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage.

Veteran defense defending champion Spurs Manu Ginobili flop. Tim Duncan double team rebounding defense tough. Bruce Bowen cheap efficient hard-nosed. They’ve done this before. Veteran squad Gregg Popovich well-coached Spurs of San Antonio. Meticulous refs ugly physical slow methodical. Boring team gets it done cheap effective home-court advantage.

After all, defense wins championships.

Posted by Andrew Thell on May. 16, 2008 at 11:19 am in NBA, ETB Articles

3 Responses

hahaha… EXACTLY. this is exactly how I think when I watch the spurs.

Posted by: A on May 16th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Best of the Web today!

Posted by: Carolyn on May 16th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

This is funny. Great post.

Posted by: Dr. J-Water on May 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

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