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Dale Hansen to Jerry Jones: Have You No Sense of Decency, Sir?

April 25, 2008

The Dallas Cowboys have signed troubled cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones. Dale Hansen, the sports anchor for Dallas WFAA, doesn’t take the news so well. In fact, he kinda loses it. Over the course of this three-minutes diatribe he manages to work in McCarthyism, African American men in prison, Osama bin Laden, the hypocrisy of the rich, white, Southern man and race relations… just watch the clip.

PS: Mr. Hansen, please do not in any way construe this post as a threat.

Tip of the hat to Deuce of Davenport for the find.

4 Comments »Posted by Andrew Thell on Apr. 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm in NFL

4 Responses

Stream of comsciousness doesn’t get any better than taht. GREAT post!

Posted by: gurf morlix on April 26th, 2008 at 2:24 am

“He kinda loses it” – you say? Hardly.

Don’t think so. He’s pretty coherent. He puts up a lucent argument. If, anything, he’s dead on. Outstanding commentary.

Posted by: Rick on April 26th, 2008 at 2:30 am

It might be lucid, but I’m not sure how lucent it is.

Posted by: Andrew Thell on April 26th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

When did Keith Olbermann and Lou Dobbs have a kid?

Posted by: Shinons on April 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

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