Empty the Bench

- Detroit Bad Boys - Hillary Clinton wouldn’t qualify for the Eastern Conference playoffs.
- Houston Chronicle - We’re now accepting RSVPs for Tracy McGrady’s pity party.
- Upside and Motor - And speaking of players who’ll never make it out of the first round…
- The Rap - Sam Mitchell decides to throw it on the wall and see what sticks.
- D.C. Sports Bog - Perhaps new haircuts will cure what’s been ailing the Wizards.
- The Onion - Isiah Thomas’ psychological study of New York City has been completed.
- Sport Sayers - All this postseason smack talk isn’t working out so well.
- Hardwood Paroxysm - The final votes are in for the 2008 NBA Blogger Season Awards.
- HOOPSWORLD - The Shaquille O’Neal and Jason Kidd trades aren’t failures… yet.
- YouTube - Nobody in sports does local, low-budget commercials better than the NBA.
- The Big Lead - Don’t expect to hear DJ Augustin’s name early in June’s NBA draft.