Empty the Bench

- Detroit Bad Boys – Hillary Clinton wouldn’t qualify for the Eastern Conference playoffs.
- Houston Chronicle – We’re now accepting RSVPs for Tracy McGrady’s pity party.
- Upside and Motor – And speaking of players who’ll never make it out of the first round…
- The Rap – Sam Mitchell decides to throw it on the wall and see what sticks.
- D.C. Sports Bog – Perhaps new haircuts will cure what’s been ailing the Wizards.
- The Onion – Isiah Thomas’ psychological study of New York City has been completed.
- Sport Sayers – All this postseason smack talk isn’t working out so well.
- Hardwood Paroxysm – The final votes are in for the 2008 NBA Blogger Season Awards.
- HOOPSWORLD – The Shaquille O’Neal and Jason Kidd trades aren’t failures… yet.
- YouTube – Nobody in sports does local, low-budget commercials better than the NBA.
- The Big Lead – Don’t expect to hear DJ Augustin’s name early in June’s NBA draft.