Empty the Bench

Stew: “Why don’t you try the brisket?”
Jerri: “I don’t want any brisket.”
Stew: “EAT. THE. BRISKET!”

In the hands of Strangers with Candy’s Stew the Meatman and Jerri Blank, riffs on beef brisket can have hil-arious results. But in our special video edition of ETB’s NBA Poetry Corner, which finds a trio of San Antonio Spurs nerding it up in the name of “comedy,” only one thing happens as Tim Duncan recites his ode to fully cooked meat: a big, shoulder-raising cringe.
(Hat tip to Fan IQ)

Tags: Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen, NBA Poetry, San Antonio Spurs

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