Fantasy Football: Week Three Quick Hits
September 20, 2007

- Willie Parker enjoyed a massive 2006 with 1,700 total yards and 16 total TDs, but he finished with 70 yards or less rushing in seven games and failed to score in six games. That inconsistency and his diminutive stature are the only reasons he wasn’t a consensus top-6 pick in drafts. Well, he’s likely to surpass his 2006 stats this season and outproduce his 9th overall ADP. This week new HC Mike Tomlin declared, “We’re going to ride Willie until the wheels come off . . . He’s game for that, he’s in great physical condition, he wants the ball, he’s a competitor and he’s showing he’s capable of doing that.”
In the preseason Tomlin also suggested that Parker would stay on the field more in third-down and goal-line situations. Early indications show Tomlin means it with Parker on a 400-carry pace. The Steelers’ new spread offense has also been a big success thus far, keeping the offense on the field more than last season.
In redraft leagues this is nothing but good news for Parker owners, but for keeper league owners it may be cause for concern. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette goes on to point out the “Curse of 370″ which is backed by decades of statistical evidence and stipulates that “a running back with 370 or more carries during the regular season will usually suffer either a major injury or loss of effectiveness the following year, unless he is named Eric Dickerson.” And that, friends, is a big part of why I said on draft day that I wouldn’t touch Larry Johnson until the second round after his record-setting 416-carry, 457-touch season.
- The Star-Ledger is saying that while Chad Pennington will start for the Jets in Week 3, he “could be facing a quick hook following the fourth-quarter performance of [Kellen] Clemens last week.” Rightfully so. Pennington just doesn’t have what it takes anymore in terms of health, confidence, physical passing ability or decision making. Clemens is the future of this franchise, and he’s a personal favorite of ETB. We like the kid a lot. He put up a gutty performance against one of the premier defenses in football last weekend, finishing with 260 yards, 1 TD and 2 INTs on the road.
If he becomes the Jets’ starting quarterback, Clemens is going to be a viable backup for fantasy teams this year. Starting in Week 4 New York plays @ BUF, @ NYG, vs PHI, @ CIN, vs BUF and vs WAS before their Week 10 bye. In fact, the only tough matchups they face for the passing game are vs. PIT in Week 11 and @ NWE in Week 15. Those of you who drafted Donovan Mcnabb, Drew Brees or the like with no insurance policy may want to invest an end of the bench roster spot in the talented Clemens.
- You know those umbrella buckets they put out by the door in restaurants and churches? On rainy days you can leave your umbrella there and pick it up on your way out. What do you do when you return to that bucket and your umbrella isn’t there anymore? That’s right, you help yourself to the best one left. You’ve been wronged and you deserve it. Bengals WR Chris Henry does it too. In the midst of an 8-game suspension from NFL action, apparently Henry’s had been stolen. So he took the best one Hertz had to offer, free of charge, “Police recovered a stolen vehicle Wednesday evening from the home of Chris Henry. An officer spotted a car he did not recognize parked in the Cincinnati Bengal’s driveway, ran the license plates and discovered the car had been reported stolen by a rental-car company. Henry told investigators that his own vehicle had been stolen in Louisiana, where he is from originally, and he rented a car from Hertz . . . Authorities said Hertz had not received payment from Henry or his insurance company, and the car was reported stolen.”
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