Empty the Bench

We haven’t watched much professional wrestling since Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, but if old-schooler Iron Shiek was to take this grievance with the Ultimate Warrior into the squared circle, we’d gladly cough up a few bones for the pay-per-view event. All we’d need are two managers; might we suggest Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Jimmy Hart?

If the f-word offends you, cover your ears because the Iron Shiek ain’t havin’ it at this New Jersey sports show. The only thing that could have made this incident any more entertaining is if the event promoter stood up to the Shiek’s verbal tirade and clocked him.

(via The FanHouse)