Comments on: How to Take the Boring Out of Baseball http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/ The season's over. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:07:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Empty the Bench » Blog Archive » T.W.I.etB. Notes: The NBA http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-1529 Empty the Bench » Blog Archive » T.W.I.etB. Notes: The NBA Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:13:16 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-1529 [...] await August 8th when Brandan Wright can be traded. Everybody else is busy convincing themselves baseball isn’t boring. There was something in the paper this morning, some controversy about a ref (I don’t recall [...] [...] await August 8th when Brandan Wright can be traded. Everybody else is busy convincing themselves baseball isn’t boring. There was something in the paper this morning, some controversy about a ref (I don’t recall [...]

]]> By: TheNewBaseballGame http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-578 TheNewBaseballGame Fri, 11 May 2007 01:34:39 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-578 Great article.... For better baseball check out... www.TheNewBaseballGame.com Great article….

For better baseball check out…

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]]> By: T http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-559 T Tue, 08 May 2007 14:38:42 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-559 where did you get the spanking shot -- is that real? i want a copy. where did you get the spanking shot — is that real? i want a copy.

]]> By: Andrew http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-556 Andrew Mon, 07 May 2007 20:19:42 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-556 Max- Sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps during the National Anthem? Instead of solemn images of players with their hats over their hearts we can see a montage of pumped up monsters receiving injections; some of them exploding in Mr. Hyde-esque roars and superhuman rage with the needles still in their arm, flinging doctors in white lab coats about like rag dolls. Shoot, we might as well get the managers juiced up, too. Then Mad Max will have nothing on MLB's 11th Inning. My head is already swimming with the WWF crossover and Ultimate Fighting tie-in promotional and Pay Per View opportunities. Max-
Sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps during the National Anthem? Instead of solemn images of players with their hats over their hearts we can see a montage of pumped up monsters receiving injections; some of them exploding in Mr. Hyde-esque roars and superhuman rage with the needles still in their arm, flinging doctors in white lab coats about like rag dolls. Shoot, we might as well get the managers juiced up, too. Then Mad Max will have nothing on MLB’s 11th Inning. My head is already swimming with the WWF crossover and Ultimate Fighting tie-in promotional and Pay Per View opportunities.

]]> By: Max http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-554 Max Mon, 07 May 2007 19:11:16 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-554 I like the image of fistfulls of dollars being waived in the air in encouragement. I think, also, that performance enhancing drugs should be legalized, but players should be required to receive their steroid shots on the field, just prior to the opening pitch. I like the image of fistfulls of dollars being waived in the air in encouragement. I think, also, that performance enhancing drugs should be legalized, but players should be required to receive their steroid shots on the field, just prior to the opening pitch.

]]> By: gurf morlix http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-553 gurf morlix Mon, 07 May 2007 18:31:23 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-553 Great article! Get a new Baseball commisioner, like VInce McMahon, and let 'er rip. Gurf Great article! Get a new Baseball commisioner, like VInce McMahon, and let ‘er rip.

Gurf

]]> By: Andrew http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-552 Andrew Mon, 07 May 2007 17:54:16 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-552 It's high time we as baseball fans started demanding more accountability from our favorite team's Skippers. They have become fat and complacent bourgeoisie pigs, and I'm sick of it. It’s high time we as baseball fans started demanding more accountability from our favorite team’s Skippers. They have become fat and complacent bourgeoisie pigs, and I’m sick of it.

]]> By: Brian http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-550 Brian Mon, 07 May 2007 15:53:01 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-550 By the looks of it, I'm pretty sure there's at least one tranny on Team Fredbird. Ew. By the looks of it, I’m pretty sure there’s at least one tranny on Team Fredbird. Ew.

]]> By: Richie Rich http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-548 Richie Rich Mon, 07 May 2007 15:30:48 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-548 You forgot Cheerleaders http://homerderby.com/archives/category/cheerleaders/ You forgot Cheerleaders

http://homerderby.com/archives/category/cheerleaders/

]]> By: S http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/comment-page-1/#comment-547 S Mon, 07 May 2007 14:14:18 +0000 http://www.emptythebench.com/2007/05/07/how-to-take-the-boring-out-of-baseball/#comment-547 Hahaha... I love that the first category is "Steeplechases and Sand Traps"... haha. Hilarious article. Hahaha… I love that the first category is “Steeplechases and Sand Traps”… haha. Hilarious article.

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