
Just in case you weren’t paying attention, we were treated to a pretty solid batch of games on Saturday and Sunday to kick off ye olde playoffs.
New Jersey 96, Toronto 91: The point guards hold the keys to this series; whichever team figures out how to stop their opponent will win it. On Saturday afternoon, give the nod to Jason Kidd and the Nets. Kidd put up 8 assists in the first 10 minutes, finishing just shy of a triple-double with 8 points, 15 feeds, and 10 assists. His size advantage on T.J. Ford is a huge bonus for the Nets. Even though we were already reminded about 15 times during the game, be ready to hear the announcers say “Jason Kidd can be the best player on the court without scoring a point” at least a dozen more times. T Ford kept the Raps in the game while they waited for Chris Bosh to loosen up; Ford had a nice day from the field, but 2 assists will not cut it. The Raptors need a win tomorrow to avoid going to New Jersey down 2-0.
Chicago 96, Miami 91: Luol Deng has officially arrived. This kid knows both his strengths (mid-range jump shots, getting to the hole) and his weaknesses (three-point shooting), and seems to never play outside of what he’s capable of. Deng poured in 33 points on 14-22 shooting (no threes, and by the way, he only attempted seven all year) with 8 boards, 100% FT, 2 assists, a steal, and a block. The Bulls needed that monster game from Deng, as well as a solid 24 points from Ben Gordon, to mask the uncharacteristically poor effort from Kirk Heinrich, who played only 19 minutes because of foul trouble and finished just 1-7 for 2 points and 4 turnovers. The Bulls cannot win this series if he has a repeat performance.
Detroit 100, Orlando 93: Boy, that Dwight Howard is resembling a young Shaq more and more every day, isn’t he? Massive frame, monster dunker, nearly unstoppable in the paint, and can’t make a free throw if his life depended on it. The Pistons made a concerted effort to limit Howard’s freebies, giving him hard fouls and forcing him to earn his points from the charity stripe. Nice strategy. Howard was an anemic 3-11, and overall the Magic were just 18-36 as a team. Yuck. They also turned the ball over 20 times as the Pistons mostly toyed with them from the opening tip. Rasheed Wallace was huge in the first quarter, Carlos Delfino made his presence felt off the bench, and Chauncey Billups and Rip Hamilton combined for 44 points and 15 assists.

Houston 84, Utah 75: Tracy McGrady is feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders, having still never won a playoff series. In fact, he’s said it’s “on me” if the Rockets don’t advance, and apparently, he was sweating on his way to the arena. His jitters showed, scoring only 1 point in the first half before settling down and finishing with 16. McGrady needs to loosen up and understand that what happened in the past is history, and that this is a team game and the series will be decided by how well each team plays. Yes, he’s the Rockets’ star perimeter player and needs to produce, but if he goes off and Yao struggles, it won’t matter. This has the look of a long series.
Cleveland 97, Washington 82: Lebron suffered a sprained left ankle, but did not come out of the game. “”I had no intention of not coming back,” he said. “First game of the playoffs, we’ve got to set a tone. If I was able to limp on it, I was going to be in there.” Other than that, YAWN. I still don’t think this team is good enough to sweep anybody–even the Wizards, who without Caron Butler and Gilbert Arenas are basically a lottery team–but I’d be shocked if this goes longer than five. Enjoy it, Cleveland, because if the Nets advance you’re going to be in a fight for your playoff life that I can’t see you winning.
Phoenix 95, Los Angeles 87: Same old story for the Lakers: very, very little behind Kobe. Phil Jackson’s squad represented themselves admirably during the first half, holding a 9-point lead at the break, but 35 third-quarter points from the Suns erased the deficit, and a balanced attack led by Brazilian Thunder, Leandro Barbosa (26 points, 5 boards) and Shawn Marion and Amare Stoudemire (39 points, 28 rebounds, 4 steals combined) pushed the Suns over the top. Other than perhaps Lamar Odom, the Lakers not named Kobe look scared shitless to shoot the ball. Sasha Vujacic is awful.

Denver 95, San Antonio 89: Well, well, well… the first upset of the weekend (unless you count New Jersey, which I don’t), one which very few pundits would have predicted. Coming into a hostile environment against the league’s top defensive team, the upstart Nuggets weren’t the least bit fazed. This is what their opponents in the West fear the most, a night when Allen Iverson (31 points) and Carmelo Anthony (30 points) both look unstoppable at times and the rest of the team chips in solid, disciplined efforts. Nene was particularly key, finishing with 13 points, 12 boards, and 2 steals. The Nuggs aren’t about to get ahead of themselves, though. “The guys who were here two years ago know we were in the same situation last time,” Denver center Marcus Camby said. “They ran off and won four straight. That’s why no one is really happy. We came out to get Game 1 but we also want to get Game 2.” ETB is pulling for Denver all the way.
Golden State 97, Dallas 85: It was amusing reading most predictions for this series leading up to Sunday night’s game in the Big D. Most were laughing off the Warriors’ regular season triumphs against the Mavs, scoffing at Don Nelson’s “small ball” lineup and how successful it has been to date, and generally writing this off as a sweep, or at the most a five-game series. We still think Dallas rights the ship and figures out how to solve the Warriors, but damn it if last night’s performance by Baron Davis and Co. wasn’t incredibly impressive.
ETB favorite Davis was sick, abusing the much smaller Jason Terry and Devin Harris–as well as the taller Devean George–to the tune of 33 points, 14 rebounds, 8 assists, and 3 steals. Lord have mercy! This team is playing with a great deal of confidence; they’re loose, they know no one thinks they can win it, and they don’t care. For his part, Dirk Nowitzki was very, very underwhelming, shooting just 4-16 from the field for 14 points and 12 boards. Avery Johnson adjusted his lineup, not the other way around, by starting Devean George. Game Two should be a good one.
Tonight:
Orlando at Detroit, 7pm: Darko Milicic scored 14 points on Saturday. Typically, he seemed pleased with himself despite the fact that his team lost. The boos don’t faze him, either: “I don’t really care,” he insisted. “Back home fans used to throw baseball (bats) at me. They used to try to kill me back home, that’s why I don’t even care.” BASEBALL BATS? Geez, Darko, did you kick the beloved town dog back home or something?
Utah at Houston, 9:30pm: To calm his team down and get them laughing, Houston head coach Jeff Van Gundy plans to loop Tony P’s rap video in the locker room.