Empty the Bench

A lot of NBA players are modeling themselves as part-time rappers these days, but the last person we ever thought we’d see “rocking a mic” is San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker. No joke, the little Frenchman thinks he’s an MC. Let’s see, during this 1:30- long video we get slow-mo shots of Tony working his way through a club, Tony actually rapping, and competent actress fiance Eva Longoria suggestively sucking on a lollipop. This could be the first sign of the apocalypse. Thanks to SLAM Online for the find.

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