Dominic Rhodes Just… Can’t… Hold… It After Driving Under the Influence
February 23, 2007
Congrats to Indianapolis Colts running back Dominic Rhodes, owner of the most talked about pissy leg in the sportsworld today. Deadspin has picked up on this little smile-inducing detail about Rhodes’ recent arrest for a DUI:
After failing two field-sobriety tests, Rhodes told Hafez he had consumed two or three alcoholic drinks. While sitting in the police car’s front seat, Rhodes urinated on himself, the report said.
We’re dying to know how Officer Hafez handled the situation: did he sop up the urine with a few thin Dunkin Donuts napkins? Did he wipe it off with that old “Indianapolis Colts, AFC South Champions 2005″ sweatshirt in the trunk? Or did he make Mr. Rhodes “just slide over a bit” and soak it up with his already damp jeans?
No Comments »Posted by Brian Spencer on Feb. 23, 2007 at 12:43 pm in NFL
