Empty the Bench

So, yeah… looks like all the speculation and feature articles and chat discussions and leaked rumors and salary-matching arguments and message board posts and hours upon hours of plugging players into ESPN’s NBA Trade Machine in preparation for something, anything happening before today’s NBA trade deadline was time really well spent, huh? Save for the two minor deals made earlier today, nothing more happened today than Kevin McHale eating oatmeal, Otis Smith laying in a tanning bed, and Rod Thorn watching Double Dare 2000 reruns, thinking about how he would absolutely OWN that obstacle course if only given the chance.

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