Empty the Bench

Brad Evans over at Yahoo! Fantasy Sports just posted some semi-helpful but entirely dorky fantasy baseball draft tips for your reading pleasure. Between him and Christopher Harris, though, there’s enough “ha ha, we get it” references to John Mellencamp’s “Our Country” commercials to keep me nauseated for years. Please, guys… don’t mention it anymore. You made your (very obvious) point. Here’s a cookie. Enough already.

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